Naughty Jester

Innuendo’ed musings on life, the universe and nothing in particular

Archive for April, 2010

Schrödinger’s Cougar

Naughty Jester - April 29th, 2010 | Comments (2)

If you came here expecting to find some middle-aged Teutonic nookie or PILFs (physicist’s I’d like to ….) you’ll leave sorely disappointed.
No, today we are discussing Verschränkung, or, literally, entanglement. Not of any particular bodily parts or fluids mind you, but of quantum paradoxes and parallel universes.
In 1935, Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger proposed [...]

The sexiest sense

Naughty Jester - April 19th, 2010 | Comments (4)

So a question for you to ponder on this metaphysicalest of mondays: which of the five senses clinches the title as the sexiest? Which one stands up as most responsible for the extension of the human species?
For my money, smell has to be up there. One can never underestimate the powerful effect [...]

Metaphysical Musings on reaching climatic peaks

Naughty Jester - April 5th, 2010 | Comment (1)

If you came here expecting a measured treatise on premature ejaculation, I am so sorry to disappoint. No, today we are discussing the age-old question – why does a man climb the mountain? According to the canard, it is widely believed because they (tall, foreboding mountains) are there. I, however, have a [...]

Is a parachute safer than a condom?

Naughty Jester - April 1st, 2010 | Comments (3)

Some folks live on the edge, daredevils who tempt fate on a daily basis seeking intense thrills in all the wrong places. Other folks wallow in safety and security, wimps who take no chances. Me, I’m one of the former, clearly Evel Knieviling (or should I say Tiger Wooding?) my way through life.
Take [...]

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