So if you came here for some sort of sour scatological treatise I am sorry to disappoint. No, today is about lemons raining down like errant apples onto absent minded physicists’ heads.
A lemon tree exploding with yellow fruitballs grows outside my bedroom window. Every so often we hear a ‘thunk’ followed by ‘gatagatagata’ [...]
Do you use a vibrating one or do you go au natural? I’m talking oral hygiene here. Toothbrushes.
The other day I lollygagged into the bathroom and noticed mine glistened with that just used wetness. Funny, I hadn’t I inserted it in my mouth all day. Immediately, like those observant bears, I [...]