Naughty Jester

Innuendo’ed musings on life, the universe and nothing in particular

Archive for May, 2009

Cloudy Linings to my Silver

Naughty Jester - May 28th, 2009 | Comments (9)

Do you have the ability to find that single ray of hope on an otherwise cloudy day? Have you ever wallowed in the muck of life like a bacony-pensive pig dreaming of better days to come?
So recently we jigsawed our way into Dallas while a thunderstorm passed over the airport. I peered [...]

Metaphysical musings on couplings

Naughty Jester - May 25th, 2009 | Comments (9)

So do you have a lifelong partner who makes you a better person? Does that person (or dog) stand by you through thick and thin? Is your pairing as inseparable as the Jonas brothers?
So yesterday I biked down country roads lined with yellowy-white suckled honey. A faint trace of hume hung in [...]

Metaphysical musings on the man purse

Naughty Jester - May 18th, 2009 | Comments (11)

Are you comfortable in your sexuality? Do you conform to gender sterotypes? Or do you boldly go where other’s fear to tread?
Yesterday I sauntered up to Arnold’s park, home of the oldest rollercoaster west of the Nile. Or maybe the Mississippi, I’m not very good with my rivers. Anyway, I slid [...]

Tilting at Windmills

Naughty Jester - May 14th, 2009 | Comments (5)

Recently I sped across the plains of the American Midwest. In every direction, thousands of white giants taunted me with their waving arms. I was reminded of Don Quixote, the crazy idealist from Cervantes’ “Man of La Mancha.”

He too saw hulking antagonists instead of churning windmills on the horizon. [...]

Cat Zen Space – Teabagging it

Naughty Jester - May 10th, 2009 | Comments (8)

Have you heard about “tea bagging”?
There’s been a lot of talk lately about it lately. It was all over the news last month and I suspect we’ll be hearing more about “tea bagging” in the days and weeks ahead.
As one half of a gay couple, I can tell you that this is a subject near [...]

Are you a Rooter or a Floater?

Naughty Jester - May 7th, 2009 | Comments (4)

On most days we all sleep in a room with a roof overhead, in a community within a country somewhere on this planet earth. We go to school, we work, we love, we marry, maybe we divorce, we grow old and then we die.
Along the way some of us lay roots. We fall [...]

“Get a room”

Naughty Jester - May 4th, 2009 | Comments (4)

Today let us muse metaphysically on human relationships.
Have you ever loved with a passion that drowns out all reason? Have you ever been so into a lover that you tune out the world and pick up only his or her signal? Has anyone ever told you to get a room due [...]

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