Have you ever had that feeling of sweet relief that comes from nailing a great shot? I mean just pulling out the Big Dog and letting her rip? I have. But I came to the game late. So I never really developed a short game to speak of. [...]
So a good friend recently bought two, long cylindrical sheath like bags of nuts and shared her tasty delights with me. They were “Bold” brand Blue Diamond almonds.
“Smart Snatch,” I exclaimed, squinting mightily at the packaging.
“Smart Snack,” she corrected.
I fingered the first green bag open and popped the oval shaped buttons of [...]
On that slippery slope to senility, screamin’ down the other side of that great big hill of hope with no brakes, slidin’ headlong into that eternal fog of dodderdom.
Today is Monday, the day around here where we muse metaphysically on universal topics of weighty importance. So if you came expecting to read about the deeper meaning of auto-eroticism, I’m so sorry to disappoint. I’m not big on car-sex.
I did, however, recently purchase an Apple iTouch and have been pleasuring myself non-stop [...]
So not long ago I went camping. You know, fresh air, the great outdoors, birds, bees and bears. Pleasure as God intended. And what jaunt in the woods would be complete without a picnic: eating out in the wild, quaffing sweet libations au natural, consuming ambrosiac ailments.
This particular feast centered on juicy wieners in toasted [...]
So have you ever engaged in syncopated hammering with another? The in and out of innuendo’ed speech, perhaps? Or the give and take of two minds pumping in unison?
Alas, if you came here for elicit sexual content I apologize in advance. Today is yet another in my long running culture series where we peek up [...]
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