If you came here for toothy sex I am so sorry to disappoint – I’m just not that into aqua-eroticism, fishtiality or any such nonsense.
In this case, the term “jumping the shark” is a colloquialism coined by TV critics and fans to denote that point at which a TV show, movie series’ or your life [...]
Do fish have inalienable rights? You know, self-evident truths passed down by a well-endowed creator? Do they feel happiness? Or even sadness, for that matter?
For me, I know the ecstasy of hooking a whopper, reeling in a keeper and landing the big one. I have been chasing (fish) tail [...]
If you came here hoping to learn more about genitalia or gamete producing gonads I am so sorry to disappoint. No, the reproductive organs of which we speak today are those organizations devoted to reproducing mind-numbing entertainment for the great unwashed. In short, our mass media.
We can find a thousand different ways to [...]
There are three things a guy will never admit to doing while in the shower: peeing, conditioning his hair or caressing his critter. Dear women readers, next time you hear the shrrrrr of water gurgling behind that locked door, make no mistake, he is most likely doing at least one of these things. [...]
His eyes bugged at the sight of her. Wet, she noticed his pronounced bulging. It was a rainy night. Soaked to the bone, her; dry and inviting, him. A match lit in heaven.
Both were old pros: Match.com, Craigslist, MILF Land. They had covered all the bases, had [...]
I had heard our cross-pond brethren mouthing this term – oh so laced with innuendo – for years now but had always wondered what it meant, my imagination often getting the better of me. Thank God for Google.
Essentially it means, “to show that you do not respect something or someone by doing something that [...]
So if you came here for some sort of sour scatological treatise I am sorry to disappoint. No, today is about lemons raining down like errant apples onto absent minded physicists’ heads.
A lemon tree exploding with yellow fruitballs grows outside my bedroom window. Every so often we hear a ‘thunk’ followed by ‘gatagatagata’ [...]
No, I am not talking today about hardwood floors (to match any pretty drapes), landing strips, or in short, shaving down there. No, today the topic is fruity delight. Those scrumptious concoctions that you can buy at Jamba Juice.
Hell, once Starbucks got the caffeine crazy public to pay $3 for a cup of [...]
In general, I think our natural resting state is rooted constancy. We revel in the familiar. We crave consistency.
But invariably transitions arise. Shit happens. We get wrenched out of our comfort zone and thrown into a state of chaos (like California).
So I have logged roughly 4000 miles [...]
So do you give your directions with clinical precision or with do you pepper them with vague twists and turns?
Just yesterday, I popped into Rite Aid and proceeded to buy gum as a pretense from a young miss at the counter as I needed directions to a local lake hang out.
“Go down this road and [...]