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Sexistentialism

Naughty Jester - June 30th, 2010 | Comment (1)

What’s the point? Why are we here? How the hell do they make edible underwear, anyway? These are the weighty sorts of questions that keep us up late into the night.
You’ve heard of existentialism, right? You know, cool post-war cats that believed that individuals were ultimately responsible for [...]

Smear the queer

Naughty Jester - May 20th, 2010 | Comments (3)

If you came here expecting to read about some violent juvenile game or even to register your displeasure at the impolitically incorrect use of the pejorative term “queer”, please let me explain. In this case, the oddly unconventional person being besmirched is me.
You see, in any conflict, there always exists two sides to [...]

Does Tiger wash his own balls?

Naughty Jester - May 13th, 2010 | Comments (2)

Some of us spend our days willfully creating meaning out of the ennui and absurdity of our lives. Others of us prefer to lose ourselves in the minutia, the relentless momentum, of our daily drudgery.
The question that I most often find myself angsting over is, “Does Tiger wash his own balls?” [...]

Schrödinger’s Cougar

Naughty Jester - April 29th, 2010 | Comments (2)

If you came here expecting to find some middle-aged Teutonic nookie or PILFs (physicist’s I’d like to ….) you’ll leave sorely disappointed.
No, today we are discussing Verschränkung, or, literally, entanglement. Not of any particular bodily parts or fluids mind you, but of quantum paradoxes and parallel universes.
In 1935, Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger proposed [...]

Is a parachute safer than a condom?

Naughty Jester - April 1st, 2010 | Comments (3)

Some folks live on the edge, daredevils who tempt fate on a daily basis seeking intense thrills in all the wrong places. Other folks wallow in safety and security, wimps who take no chances. Me, I’m one of the former, clearly Evel Knieviling (or should I say Tiger Wooding?) my way through life.
Take [...]

Boners

Naughty Jester - March 25th, 2010 | Comments (3)

If you came here expecting to read about winsome woodies, sexy stiffies or pitching tents, I am so sorry to disappoint. No, today is more about the sorry slide of senescence that we are all wheeeeeeing down.
While no one knows for sure, scientists have proposed many competing theories as to why we all [...]

Air Head

Naughty Jester - March 17th, 2010 | Comments (4)

If you came here expecting mile-high fellation or blonde jokes, I am so sorry to disappoint. No, today’s topic is aviation safety.
We are all travelers on life’s journey. Sometimes due to the vicissitudes of seating arrangements, we end up trapped window-side to flatulent bores. Other times, we find ourselves aisle-side to [...]

Dirty Laundry

Naughty Jester - March 11th, 2010 | Comments (3)

Maybe you’ve heard the old saw that “prostitution is the oldest profession in the world.” Ha! I put my money on launderer. Even before the first tramp turned her inaugural trick, women were spritzing their muddy leaves and washing their mate’s smudgy loincloths.
Nowadays we have machines to do our dirty work. [...]

Jumping the Shark

Naughty Jester - February 25th, 2010 | Comment (1)

If you came here for toothy sex I am so sorry to disappoint – I’m just not that into aqua-eroticism, fishtiality or any such nonsense.
In this case, the term “jumping the shark” is a colloquialism coined by TV critics and fans to denote that point at which a TV show, movie series’ or your life [...]

Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Tail

Naughty Jester - February 4th, 2010 | Comments (3)

Do fish have inalienable rights? You know, self-evident truths passed down by a well-endowed creator? Do they feel happiness? Or even sadness, for that matter?
For me, I know the ecstasy of hooking a whopper, reeling in a keeper and landing the big one. I have been chasing (fish) tail [...]

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