Naughty Jester

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Reproductive Organs

January 28th, 2010 | Filed under: Sexy Blog Thursday

If you came here hoping to learn more about genitalia or gamete producing gonads I am so sorry to disappoint. No, the reproductive organs of which we speak today are those organizations devoted to reproducing mind-numbing entertainment for the great unwashed. In short, our mass media.
We can find a thousand different ways to occupy ourselves, divert our attention away from the subtle realities of life. There is, of course, the boob tube. (Note to self: great business idea – boobtube.com, a helluva lot more enticing than Hulu.) Then there are movies – visual vomit splashed out of Hollywood for us to lap up like pigs at the trough. And of course, sports – high drama with story lines to mine our emotions like nuggets from the fecund hills. Let’s not forget novels and poetry – stringing words together into tales and whispered apropos of nothing.
And then there is that black hole sucking time willy-nilly – the internet (read Xtube, Ybook, Zspace, et al) which is giving religion a run as the preferred opiate of the masses.
Me, I think I’ll go old fashion and climb a mountain. Because it’s there.

How much time do you spend a day engaged in vicarious entertainment?

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6 Responses to “Reproductive Organs”

  1. To answer your question, kind of . . . too much time. Take care.

    Dan

    Daniel Wilson | January 28th, 2010, 11:30 am
  2. i would have to agree …. kind of too much time … THx

    Naughty Jester | January 28th, 2010, 12:28 pm
  3. In this -40 weather I am spending more time than usual in front of the mind-numbers. That needs to change. I think I will go to the gym tomorrow. I have to go out anyway so may as well make it a useful trip. I’d rather have my mind numbed while watching the video’s at the gym and treading on the treadmill. At least I can make up my own stories in my head that way.

    Connie | January 28th, 2010, 3:00 pm
  4. yes, you need to engage in more indoor calisthenics … ;-)

    Naughty Jester | January 28th, 2010, 3:13 pm
  5. More than I should, Actually. My particular poison is online video games. They are just so addicting!

    HarmDis | January 30th, 2010, 2:21 am
  6. yes like visual heroin …

    Naughty Jester | January 30th, 2010, 12:20 pm

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