Naughty Jester

There are three things a guy will never admit to doing while in the shower: peeing, conditioning his hair or caressing his critter. Dear women readers, next time you hear the shrrrrr of water gurgling behind that locked door, make no mistake, he is most likely doing at least one of these things.

Speaking of conditioning, wouldn’t it be mondo cool if you could rinse your soul the way you do your hair. I mean, say you were in dire need of boosting your fullness or lifting your frizz, you could just apply some soul conditioner to lubricate your tangle, energize your body, or tame those split ends.

The dictionary definition of conditioner is anything that improves the quality of another. Alas, would that you could gloss your soul like you do your hair. Instead, I fear, the only way to tone up your soul is through contemplative meditation, learning, self-awareness, struggle, integrity, introspection, interaction, indulgence, curiosity, or possibly, soul pushups.

How do you tone up your soul?