Naughty Jester
Innuendo’ed musings on life, the universe and nothing in particular
Smoothie
No, I am not talking today about hardwood floors (to match any pretty drapes), landing strips, or in short, shaving down there. No, today the topic is fruity delight. Those scrumptious concoctions that you can buy at Jamba Juice.
Hell, once Starbucks got the caffeine crazy public to pay $3 for a cup of coffee, it was only a matter of time before someone offered a $5 smoothie option for the fruit freaks and tree-hugging granola heads.
So if you are a virgin to these matters, let me tell you a little secret. Smooth is good. You don’t need to go to any shop to get yours. You can do it all in the privacy of your home.
Gather some ingredients – berries, soy milk, yogurt, ice – and slap them into the blender. Whip it up into a frenzy then gulp it down with wild abandon. It is all-natural to titillate your taste buds.
Of course I sometimes wonder about the deeper meanings behind things. Why, for instance, has man evolved a desire to groom private parts? When did this practice originate? What could possibly be the evolutionary advantage of the smoothie? And why does blended fruit taste so dang good?
DO you have a favorite smoothie recipe you’d like to share?
Do the carpets match the drapes in your home?
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5 Responses to “Smoothie”
my smoothies…taste
~WAY~
better ‘n yours…
tofu
banana
black berries
rasberries
orange juice
milk
quaker cereal
oats raisins & almonds…
and peanut butter……
creamy citrus with berries & granola rock…
hmm…i’d say personal
grooming is directly
related to oral…skills~
ooo la la~
ms. smoothie girl | August 13th, 2009, 10:57 ami still say mixing juice and milk is sacrilegious … though i do admit your smoothies have their apppeal
Naughty Jester | August 13th, 2009, 12:01 pmI always refused to pay $5. for a drink without alcohol in it.. Therefore, I never aquired an addiction. I can buy yummy sorbet in my grocery store.
pam | August 13th, 2009, 4:02 pmThe grooming of private parts is delightful although not natural. Hair is there for a reason and the reason has nothing to do with the yummy delight of furless nibbling or the grander scale of a bare cucumber laying open and not hidden by a head of lettuce. The reason for a slight barrier between skin on skin became abundantly clear to me one afternoon at the gym. Bare s
skin moving quickly over bare skin has a very understandable way of chaffing! And yoooouza! That hurts. Friction can be pleasurable but it can also be very painful afterwards!
Evolutionary advantage???? Maybe as we lose our eyesight we will have an easier time of finding the desired station for copulation
As for why we like the taste of blended fruit??? To tease our taste buds? First this taste then that? Think I tasted a strawberry but now it is gone and I think I taste a melon? Variety is the spice of life or Variety is the sweet of smoothies
Connie | August 13th, 2009, 8:40 pmI love smoothies. I like to throw in some protien powder. Make is thick and thick is very good.
RE your private parts question… I’m going with marketing. If it hadn’t been marketed in print production men wouldn’t have even thought to have a preference. And the gals would be working on something else… like plumping up their toe cleavage with injections or something.
Crazy people.
josie | August 30th, 2009, 12:44 pmCrazy blogger.
Hi Naughty Jester!
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