Naughty Jester
Innuendo’ed musings on life, the universe and nothing in particular
Are you a Rooter or a Floater?
On most days we all sleep in a room with a roof overhead, in a community within a country somewhere on this planet earth. We go to school, we work, we love, we marry, maybe we divorce, we grow old and then we die.
Along the way some of us lay roots. We fall in love. Or into a rut. We sink into our surroundings. We become intimate with our postal carrier. These types of people we’ll call Rooters.
Others of us can’t seem to stand still. We wander around lustfully. We change locations like dirty underwear. We bounce around from place to place. These types of people we’ll call Floaters.
Having traveled to the far flung corners of our good earth for two score plus a few years, I have come to this conclusive sequitur: Rooters are Rooters and Floaters are Floaters and never the twain shall meet.
Which are you?
Comments
4 Responses to “Are you a Rooter or a Floater?”
Rooter… and not sure how the cartoon plays in, but I like it.
eric | May 7th, 2009, 1:15 pmfloating
hey good cookie girl~ | May 7th, 2009, 2:42 pmrooter
here~
can float but prefer to root when possible
Elizabeth | May 29th, 2009, 6:51 amah yes
i like to root beer
Naughty Jester | May 29th, 2009, 7:40 amAdd A Comment