Naughty Jester

Innuendo’ed musings on life, the universe and nothing in particular

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Name: Naughty Jester
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Smear the queer

Elaine, thx, i’ll start putting up toilet seats post haste.

Ms. i do, besmirch me ….

Does Tiger wash his own balls?

to suffer the slices and OB’s of outrageous fortune … ay, there’s the rub

Schrödinger's Cougar

no, she’s a lynx, i had mind set on a cougar … paradoxically speaking …

The sexiest sense

ah yes, esp is a real, substantive sense i forgot ….

Boners

@joko you must have been some ancient pong lord … ruling the land with a vicious forehand.

@dan thx, i fear one day i shall have my hip replaced …. then i’ll be stronger … faster … better than i was before ….

Air Head

at least you’re not gaseous …
;-)

and yes, a WIND TUNNEL

Dirty Laundry

Ah the age old question – boxers or briefs … i am brief myself … and like you it’s feast or famine …

Black Hole of Love

ms. moon,

yes

keep shining light until

the cold vacuum of space overtakes and extinguishes it

Black Hole of Love

damn, you stole the thunder on my next blog – Super Novas of Love.

lol j/k

Glad you’ve not fallen under the gravitational pull of a black hole … it can be very frustrating …

Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Tail

sleeping is pretty primal urge, no?

but rock and roll is much more fun ;-)

Reproductive Organs

yes, you need to engage in more indoor calisthenics … ;-)

Reproductive Organs

i would have to agree …. kind of too much time … THx

Soul Conditioner

I prefer plausible deniability!

Soul Conditioner

Sometimes the truth hurts ….. alas

Metaphysical musings on naked bodies

Bather, you are the ultimate bath bigot … still

Supernova, wouldn’t want to suffer ur bath wrath, knowing how much u love math (call the pun police)

Cocking a Snook

I was a model teenager and only showed the upmost respect to all forms of authority. ;-)

Lemon Droppings

Jean, maybe we should trade my lemons for your apples ….

Mark, any time! I used to drink lemoncello at a funky hole in the wall italian restaurant in Tokyo. ummmmmm. And we have more than enough lemons to spare ….

Metaphysical musings on oral

Pam, tell me about it!

Scott, yes cell phones get so much spit on the recievers ….

goldilocks … all the better to bite u with!!! the jig is up … you’re busted for your toothbrush sharing ways!!!

Smoothie

i still say mixing juice and milk is sacrilegious … though i do admit your smoothies have their apppeal

Metaphysical musings on kinky vegetables

ms. hiccup – creative license …

julie, cherries are very very nice

Interstate love

Mary, can we ever get enough interstate lovin’

Girl on the road (interrupted) i have thoroughly enjoyed the journey!

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